* Believe Me, Goldilocks Rocks!
* Believe Me, I Never Felt a Pea!
* Frankly, I Never Wanted to Kiss Anybody!
* Frankly, I'd Rather Spin Myself a New Name!
* Honestly, Red Riding Hood Was Rotten!
* No Kidding, Mermaids Are a Joke!
* No Lie, I Acted Like a Beast!
* No Lie, Pigs (and Their Houses) Can Fly!
* Really, Rapunzel Needed a Haircut!
* Seriously, Cinderella Is SO Annoying!
* Truly, We Both Loved Beauty Dearly!
* Trust Me, Hansel and Gretel Are Sweet!
* Trust Me, Jack's Beanstalk Stinks!